The Definative Spatula

My digging through Archive.org has paid off. Here's Lord Spatula, the Complete Tool with all formatting, stupid graphics and links to Crooks and Liars, Cruel Site of the Day, Metafilter and grudging respect from Orcinus intact.

Yes, relive one of the dumbest episodes of keyboard posturing in recent net history. Threats of violence, planning for actual violence, pimped out Kimbers, fat fucking rednecks, over-the-top snark, it's got it all.

Steve Crager doing "spirit fingers" with his dedicated wank hand.

And if you're bored with all that, why not entertain yourself with The Straight Dope:
Today the Net, Tomorrow the Jungles of Guyana. It's probably even more snarky and irrelevant.