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Mykeru.com is the pulpit of Rev. Mykeru, the nom de guerre of an asshole with a heart of gold residing in Arlington, Virginia.
By night and in the wee hours of the morning he is, as Inspector Lohmann put it "a take-no-prisoners juggernaut of righteous...anger, his invective filled diatribes serving as mitigating correctives to the incessant blare of the Mighty Wurlitzer."
Longing for some of that old-school Web 1.0 stuff? Dig through mykeru.com on The Internet Archive.
What some Farkers have to say:
-Cletus C.
"Unhinged anger"
-Unwashed_Mass_Member
"Will you marry me?"
-SurelyShirley
The Straight Dope Message Board:
"The plans of putting the Rev through the SDMB's own puerile version of a Trial by Fire simply left many of you scorched from head to toe."
-RedFury
"Rev came onto the board with a strong opinion and personality and because he was a newbie a few posters thought they could strong arm him going so far as to start a "Fucking Tool" thread and then acted surprised when he came back with a flame thrower"
-Diane
March 12th, 2011 - 16:11
hahaha! well.
Hey, what the hell happened to your epic Lord Spatula shit? I wanted to make a post about it elsewhere.
March 13th, 2011 - 17:50
I know, it’s no longer accessible on archive.org. I have to resurrect it from a saved old version of the site. That’s getting a page of it’s own.
It comes up so often…it’s amazing, really.
March 19th, 2011 - 15:09
There’s a reason it’s so amazing. It was amazing! It personally gave me and a number of other a lot of hope and helped shine the light on fascists as it should be shown. You busted through those stereotypes of liberals being pansies and righttards being something you should be scared about in one fell swoop. One of the greatest prolonged moments in all my years glued to the ‘net. It needs to be showcased. I wanted to show it off to a board I post at. (Though you’re not going to dig the kind of perspective 9/11 garners there.) So, where the fuck is it already?
;)
All the best brother. Hope you are doing well!
March 22nd, 2011 - 04:22
Seconded.
April 14th, 2011 - 23:11
Wow, you’re back. Yours was the first blog I ever really read, previously having not given a damn about the banal narcissism of someone discovering new recipes, new cities, new hobbies in front of the whole freaking world. The bookmark for your site was lost at least two laptops ago, and it took me ten minutes and two beers to dredge up “Mykeru” from that free-association place where strange words point to bug-eyed cow skulls in frock coats. I’d forgotten how much I liked a good argument couched in excellent, fuck-you prose. You were the first to call me a troll, and your online friends savaged me. Goddamn good to read you again.
April 15th, 2011 - 01:41
Welcome,
Heh, you will be happy to know, after some prodding, that I found the original HTML for Lord Spatula, The Complete Tool and am reformatting it.
Good Times.